I definitely got like a little man syndrome and a lot of things like starting to tick me off(화나게하다).
do you guys shop at Whole Foods anybody? shop it okay, richwhite people in here I see it.
I'm on HBO I still can't afford(~을 살,할, 금전적 시간적 여유 형편이 되다) chicken at Whole Foods. that's messed up.
chickens eight thousand pound at Whole Foods. eight dollars !
because all they got is the fancy organic free-range chicken.(닭장 안에 가두지 않고 놓아기른 닭).
okay? chicken should not be more than a federal minimum wage(연방최저임금).
you shouldn't like be frying an hour worth of nuggets at McDonald's
and only afford half a chicken thigh( (닭 등의 넓적다리 고기 : 닭다리) at Whole Foods. that's my stuff.
I don't get me wrong I'm all about(~가 너무좋다) my animal rights I'm all about like free-range animal,
but I still live in a one-bedroom apartment with two roommates.
I'm not even a free-range human being okay? I don't need to eat a chicken
they live better than i've been. the chickens on 20 acres(토지, 땅) in Napa
I'm a two hundred square foot Pacoima. it's messed up. bull shit.
cuz this how they try to sell you on the chicken like "foster farms(유통회사이름)"and "sport company(유통회사이름)"
they're like the happy of the chicken the better taste right it's bull shit. don't listen to that.
I want to eat the most miserable chicken possible. so I don't feel bad killing a happy chicken.
I want to eat the chicken that's borderline suicidal(자살을 하고싶어하는, 충동을 느끼는)
you know? just lost his custody(양육권) battle getting divorced and shit.
it's gonna kill itself anyways I'm just doing it a favor.
the "dr. Kevorkian(환자의 자살권리가 있다고 주장했던 정신과 의사)" of chickens,
and just to rob(털다, 도둑질하다) you further right just to rob you further.
these grocery stores they force you to donate money and all I'm talking about,
it's a public shaming(공개망신) is what it is. as you check about your groceries to cashier lady she's like
sir today with the purchases fee(구매수수료) I can look, doesn't donate a dollar to the same to Children Foundation?
I'm like look bitch, all I got is four packs of ramen noodles man,
Fuck do you want from me? somebody should give me a dollar okay?
I just used coupons and my EBT card. it's messed up.
somebody's behind me in line was like "oh my god that asian chick(영계, 젊은 여자를 가리키는 모욕적인 말) is really mad."
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