https://youtu.be/wDgu8S0nllU

 
 
 
 
 
here's the thing though all right I don't expect everyone know everything
all right but definitely Americans are ignorant because like a couple times
after a show after a comedy show that you know people come up to me
 
hey, I gotta tell you something. are you uh North Korean or South Korean?
 
am i am i a north korean comedian bruh? I'm like okay honestly there's
 
there's millions of people starving to death in North Korea they don't allow anybody to escape
 
if you do escape into China and they capture you'll to take it back and torture(고문) you and sometimes
 
your entire family I was thinking what would it take for someone escape North Korea to China somehow
 
learn English through Google come here and become a stand-up comedian
 
he'd be the most ambitious comedian on earth to get his own HBO special. right?
 
I don't care about food I don't care about clothing, must tell a joke I must tell a joke
 
and how's the north korean comedian gonna be like man
 
hello everybody, i am american, anybody have food today?

yeah i tried for two days in a row(잇달아, 연이어) amazing

 

it's a serious situation that's why i want to get a tattoo that raise awareness 

 

like a lot of women they get tattoos of butterflies above their ass 

 

they're raising work now they're raising awareness for a butterflies are becoming extinct(멸종된, 사라진)

 

and every year the wings get bigger and bigger and bigger. I wanted to get a meaningful tattoo

 

so I got a tattoo of North and South Korea on my ass / my crack(무엇이 갈라져 생긴 금, 틈) and why you guys laughing?

 

why you guys laughing? every time I use a restroom I feel the pain of my divided country.

 

and you guys are laughing that's messed up.

I asked my boy you know Walter I'm like yo what if the North Korean leader he said that
 
he would release North Korean refugees into America if you took it up the ass from him he was like,
 
oh man dude why you ask me these questions man he's like I'll do for a million, a million refugee that
 
you would have to do for million right? you would have to do it you would  have to take it up the ass
 
if a million starving women and children [    ]  release into freedom.
 
you'd be a hero man, but you'd be a different kind of hero.
the rest you're alive I was like that's the person you know,
 
like released the refugees and you know what a statue looks like right
 
the statues like it go go go.
 
 
 

 

가끔 자동완성 영어자막이 틀리거나 잘못된 경우가 있다. 그래서 뭔가 좀 문맥상 이해가 안가고 이상하다 싶은 같은 것들은 최대한 직접 다시 들어보고 쓰는편인데 진짜 뭐라는지 모르겠고 잘 안들리는 부분이 있어서 그냥 공백으로 남겨두었다. ㅠㅠ 아시는분, 들리시는 분은 혹시라도 댓글로 남겨주시길..

 

 

 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
몇년전에 봤던 영상인데  아마 지미양 스탠드업 코미디중에서 개인적으로 이 영상을 제일 베스트로 꼽고싶음ㅋㅋ

 

 


 

 

I definitely got like a little man syndrome and a lot of things like starting to tick me off(화나게하다).
do you guys shop at Whole Foods anybody? shop it okay, richwhite people in here I see it.
 
I'm on HBO I still can't afford(~을 살,할, 금전적 시간적 여유 형편이 되다) chicken at Whole Foods. that's messed up. 
 
chickens eight thousand pound at Whole Foods. eight dollars !
 
because all they got is the fancy organic free-range chicken.(닭장 안에 가두지 않고 놓아기른 닭).
 
okay?  chicken should not be more than a federal minimum wage(연방최저임금).
 
you shouldn't like be frying an hour worth of nuggets at McDonald's
 
and only afford half a chicken thigh( (닭 등의  넓적다리 고기 : 닭다리)  at Whole Foods. that's my stuff.
 
I don't get me wrong I'm all about(~가 너무좋다) my animal rights I'm all about like free-range animal,
 
but I still live in a one-bedroom apartment with two roommates.

 

 

I'm not even a free-range human being okay? I don't need to eat a chicken
 
they live better than i've been. the chickens on 20 acres(토지, 땅) in Napa
 
I'm a two hundred square foot Pacoima. it's messed up. bull shit.
 
cuz this how they try to sell you on the chicken like "foster farms(유통회사이름)"and "sport company(유통회사이름)"
 
they're like the happy of the chicken the better taste right it's bull shit. don't listen to that.
 
 
 
 
 
I want to eat the most miserable chicken possible. so I don't feel bad killing a happy chicken.
 
I want to eat the chicken that's borderline suicidal(자살을 하고싶어하는, 충동을 느끼는)
 
you know? just lost his custody(양육권) battle getting divorced and shit.
 
it's gonna kill itself anyways I'm just doing it a favor.
 
the "dr. Kevorkian(환자의 자살권리가 있다고 주장했던 정신과 의사)" of chickens,
 
and just to rob(털다, 도둑질하다) you further right just to rob you further.
 
these grocery stores they force you to donate money and all I'm talking about,
 
it's a public shaming(공개망신) is what it is. as you check about your groceries to cashier lady she's like 
 
sir today with the purchases fee(구매수수료) I can look, doesn't donate a dollar to the same to Children Foundation?
 
I'm like look bitch, all I got is four packs of ramen noodles man,
Fuck do you want from me? somebody should give me a dollar okay?
 
I just used coupons and my EBT card. it's messed up.
 
somebody's behind me in line was like "oh my god that asian chick(영계, 젊은 여자를 가리키는 모욕적인 말) is really mad."

 

 

 


 

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